July 22, 2007

Harry Potter spoiler...

A darker more adult tale.

After a magical night with Hermione, Harry Potter is informed by the school nurse that he's contracted a rather nasty case of genital hogwarts.

(Wow, this promises to be a horror story of unparalleled magnitude.)

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Blogger Aileen said...

There are so many ways to express just how wrong you are in so many twisted ways! I love you!

July 22, 2007 12:05 AM  
Blogger Lexcen said...

Having just watched Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix movie, I feel that the magic has gone. I won't be racing to see the next and final movie.

July 22, 2007 12:53 AM  
Blogger yinyang said...

But, wouldn't it be Ron and Hermione, or Harry and Ginny?

July 22, 2007 11:44 AM  
Blogger Dirk_Star said...

yinyang - No, you see in this book Harry goes wild with adolescent hormonal urges and begins tapping anything that moves with his "magic wand".

July 22, 2007 11:54 AM  
Blogger zen wizard said...

One good thing about this series is that people are actually standing in line at midnight to buy books.

I mean, twenty years ago, who woulda thunk it?

July 22, 2007 12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


July 23, 2007 10:30 AM  
Blogger Paul F. said...

I saw the first one, and it was OK but somehow I've just gotten out of all this science fiction and fantasy phase. I saw all the Spider-man movies, but most of these comic book and fantasy movies don't even interest me at all for some reason. I don't watch horror movies, pornography or play video games either.

July 23, 2007 12:39 PM  
Blogger Kati said...

ROFL Dude.... Don't go spoiling the story for those of us who haven't read it yet!!!! *BWG*

July 23, 2007 1:05 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

Dirk,you crazy muggle. Wizards have spells for STDs. No biggie. LOL!

I have the book. Trying to finish off the book I'm reading so I can get to it. It's a fun series...honest!

Lexcen, I agree. That last movie sucked. It was a huge disappointment.

July 23, 2007 1:35 PM  
Blogger Dirk_Star said...

claudia - Glad you have your new glasses.

paul f - Dude, I'm married and I still participate in all of those activities.

There is more to life than drumming.

Yes, I checked with my drummer wife and even she agrees.

kati - It does not end...

crabby - Genital hogwarts is still incurable as of this writing.

(I checked my facts carefully.)

July 23, 2007 1:58 PM  
Blogger Arcturus said...

How puerile and disrespectful toward Ms. Rowling and readers all over this planet! For shame, Dirk_Star ...


July 23, 2007 4:28 PM  
Blogger Melanie said...

heh... wonder how they administer the antibiotics?


July 23, 2007 4:52 PM  
Blogger Pink said...

oh man. hogwarts is nasty. you have to take all kinds of lariosum to get rid of them.

July 24, 2007 5:42 PM  
Blogger Kat said...


OK - what's making me laugh the most is that a couple days ago, I got the HP book. When I wandered by to check your blog, I saw the phrase, "Harry Potter Spoiler..." and thusly completely avoided the place until just now, when I've finally finished the thing. :)

*whew* - glad I can finally come back here again. :)

July 24, 2007 5:43 PM  
Blogger cathy said...

I read the Greek translation of one HP book. Gee did it give me a headache...

July 26, 2007 3:35 PM  
Blogger Citymouse said...

that was so wrong in so many ways

July 26, 2007 7:48 PM  

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