Harry Potter spoiler...
A darker more adult tale.After a magical night with Hermione, Harry Potter is informed by the school nurse that he's contracted a rather nasty case of genital hogwarts.
(Wow, this promises to be a horror story of unparalleled magnitude.)
(Wow, this promises to be a horror story of unparalleled magnitude.)
DirkStar, Sunday, July 22, 2007
16 Comments:
There are so many ways to express just how wrong you are in so many twisted ways! I love you!
Having just watched Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix movie, I feel that the magic has gone. I won't be racing to see the next and final movie.
But, wouldn't it be Ron and Hermione, or Harry and Ginny?
yinyang - No, you see in this book Harry goes wild with adolescent hormonal urges and begins tapping anything that moves with his "magic wand".
One good thing about this series is that people are actually standing in line at midnight to buy books.
I mean, twenty years ago, who woulda thunk it?
HAH!
I saw the first one, and it was OK but somehow I've just gotten out of all this science fiction and fantasy phase. I saw all the Spider-man movies, but most of these comic book and fantasy movies don't even interest me at all for some reason. I don't watch horror movies, pornography or play video games either.
ROFL Dude.... Don't go spoiling the story for those of us who haven't read it yet!!!! *BWG*
Dirk,you crazy muggle. Wizards have spells for STDs. No biggie. LOL!
I have the book. Trying to finish off the book I'm reading so I can get to it. It's a fun series...honest!
Lexcen, I agree. That last movie sucked. It was a huge disappointment.
claudia - Glad you have your new glasses.
paul f - Dude, I'm married and I still participate in all of those activities.
There is more to life than drumming.
Yes, I checked with my drummer wife and even she agrees.
kati - It does not end...
crabby - Genital hogwarts is still incurable as of this writing.
(I checked my facts carefully.)
How puerile and disrespectful toward Ms. Rowling and readers all over this planet! For shame, Dirk_Star ...
;-)
heh... wonder how they administer the antibiotics?
:giggles:
oh man. hogwarts is nasty. you have to take all kinds of lariosum to get rid of them.
xx
pinks
HAHAHAHA!
OK - what's making me laugh the most is that a couple days ago, I got the HP book. When I wandered by to check your blog, I saw the phrase, "Harry Potter Spoiler..." and thusly completely avoided the place until just now, when I've finally finished the thing. :)
*whew* - glad I can finally come back here again. :)
I read the Greek translation of one HP book. Gee did it give me a headache...
...WAY TOO MANY ADJECTIVES!
that was so wrong in so many ways
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