The Liberal Holocaust Museum and All Night Diner
Once again, thank you all for showing up this morning. I won’t take up your time with a long winded speech; I know you’re all eager to help yourselves to the buffet inside. Let me say just a few things about Anne Dirk.
(1.) She lived her life like a candle in the wind, never knowing who to turn to when the rain set in.
(2.) I would have liked to know her, but she was just a kid.
(3.) Her candle burned out long before, her legend ever did.
And with that said, I hereby declare the Anne Dirk’s