The Liberal Holocaust Museum and All Night Diner

Anne Dirk’s Liberal Holocaust Museum and All Night Diner....

Once again, thank you all for showing up this morning. I won’t take up your time with a long winded speech; I know you’re all eager to help yourselves to the buffet inside. Let me say just a few things about Anne Dirk.

(1.) She lived her life like a candle in the wind, never knowing who to turn to when the rain set in.

(2.) I would have liked to know her, but she was just a kid.

(3.) Her candle burned out long before, her legend ever did.

And with that said, I hereby declare the Anne Dirk’s Liberal Holocaust Museum and All Night Diner officially open to the public. Enjoy the buffet and please feel free to post a memorial comment on the placards provided courtesy of the Ladies Liberal Auxiliary.

The Diary of Anne Dirk - (The final word)

November 11, 2006 (Post Election, Amerika)

Dear Diary

The man who operates the blog beneath us has been bringing my family food and bits of news about the outside world. He is very kind for letting us hide in his attic, but he is also very brave. If the Neocon storm troopers knew he was harboring Liberals he would be shot as a traitor.

Lately, the news has been confusing. The Allied-Democratic-Force-for-Freedom has been rumored to have dealt the Asses-of-Evil a severe setback in what has come to be known as The Battle of Election Hill.

The propaganda broadcasts’ of Herr Buchannan, Herr Falwell and Herr Limbaugh have been claiming a Republican victory. It is hard to tell if the reports are true, especially since everyone knows the A. M. radio and Fox Nuz are controlled by the Asses-Of-Evil. Personally, I don’t believe any of them after the attacks on Michael J. Fox. Everyone knows he is a heroic and brave member of the stem cell underground resistance.

I think the Democrats are coming to free us from the Republican oppression which has covered the political landscape of our country for many years. I have a dream that workers will return to work on Amerikan soil. There will be health care for all of the people and not just for the rich. I believe that milk and honey will feed all of God’s people, not just the fundamentalists’. I think a new dawn of hope is coming...

* Editors note: This is the final entry in the journal of Anne Dirk. Two days after this declaration of hope, her family was discovered in the attic hideout above the blog in which they had been living for two years. Anne, her family and the blog’s owner were executed in the village square as a warning to future voters.

Do not cry for Anne, I don’t think she’d have wanted our tears. (A smile upon your face would be a more fitting memorial.) As I have come to learn during the translation of her diaries, there is no victory here for the Republicans.

Yes, they shattered the physical vessel that carried the beautiful flower she was. They took her life, but they did not, yea they could not, extinguish her spirit. Anne lives on in the heart of us all. She has had the final word...

Diary of Anne Dirk - Continued

November 10, 2006 (Post election, Amerika)

Dear Diary

There is a small hole in the wall of the attic where my family and I have lived in hiding since Adolf Chaney and the corporate death squads came to our town. During the day when people are at work in the blog below us, I sit in a chair and watch the coming and goings of what small portion of the world remains to me.

Terrible things are happening in my town. Squads of deadly S.S. Neocon troopers are stopping people everywhere and asking for their papers. They are checking for party affiliation. People like me are being rounded up and made to wear a bright blue L on the front of their jackets. We are hated for who we are...

At night we can hear the engines of the allied Liberal bombers as they make their way towards the Republican strongholds of Senate and Congress. The earth quakes under the assault of Kennedy rockets and Pelosi cluster bombs. Can they root the asses-of-evil from their Washington fortresses before our small town is destroyed?

I am just a tiny adolescent girl; does God hear the prayers of liberal children? Even if the allied forces of the Democratic Army arrive too late to save my family and myself, I pray they make life better for future generations.

Yours Truly

Anne Dirk

The Diary of Anne Dirk

Didn’t I tell you folks to pretend we didn’t know each other?

I’m in hiding, people...

I am officially changing the name of this blog to, “The Diary of Anne Dirk.”

November 9, 2006 (Post election, Amerika)

Dear Diary

Even now the sound of goose-stepping-corporate-death-squads fills my adolescent heart with dread. I hear their heels pounding on the cobblestones of the street below and I am filled with dread. Who will the minions of Adolf Chaney ferret out and hang next? Yesterday it was the Hussein family. I can’t believe they’re gone...

I must go now. The light of day is fading fast and we can light not even a single candle against the darkness for fear of discovery.

Yours truly

Anne Dirk