Quick, Run For Your Lives!
S-h-h-h-h... I can only stay here for a moment.
I think we went too far, man. The corporate masters are really angry. Gasoline went up thirty cents a gallon today in
Fox News is parading corporate executives, one right after the other on their news shows and all of them are saying they’re going to have to lay more of us off because of the increase in minimum wage. They’re going to take our jobs!
They’re going to raise prices on goods and services!
They're going to take away our benefits!
WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
What was I thinking when I voted? What were we all thinking?
WERE WE INSANE?
Okay, I’m leaving now. If you need to find me, I’ll be hiding in a secret-porno-chat-room.
The Conservatives will never think to look for me in there.
(The straight ones at least.)
You can find the link on this page, but don’t tell anyone else!
I suggest we all stay out of the Corporate Master’s way until they simmer down a little.
(Pretend you don’t know me if our paths cross in public....)
S-h-h-h-h-h... Get out of here. Use the back door...
9 Comments:
Thanks for the comment you left at my blog. I thought I'd stop by and take a gander at yours as well. Very funny and creative! I'll be stopping by to read more of your work as well. Kudos!
Jade, The Rational Inquirer
I'll always come slinking back... perhaps more often to certain liberal blogs written by Zappa enthusiasts...
--keepin it real in the blogosphere:
Anthony, The Irrational Preacher
Thanks for stopping by at my blog. I like your wit and wisdom, especially today's post. Good piece -- not entirely far-fetched at all! (I've been to Dayton; my brother went to UD.) (How'd you find my site? Curious.)
word verification = Mfeus....what is that, a disease with solipsistic symptoms??)
Neocons are under your bed. Cheney drinks the blood of young children.
Blah, blah, blah...
I think I can honestly say this is one of the wittiest blogs I've seen. I really enjoy coming here each day. Thanks!
Your Cheeky Monkey,
Whim
But Rush just told me that this election was a big victory for CONSERVATIVISM! The Democrats didn't win so much as the non-conservative-enough REPUBLICANS lost.
I didn't understand what this meant until I got out my NEWSPEAK phrase book and could translate it into terms that even I could comprehend. Indeed, slavery is freedom! And I love the freedom of cellular wireless.
So what I'm saying is, I'll see you in the caht room!
I heard on Fox that the stock market was gonna crash if senior citizens were able to afford medicine.
Old people w/ medicine= End Times.
Jesus didn't vote! He didn't have ID and no one recognized Him. He's pissed now!!! RUN!
Dude, whoa. But keep at it, I enjoy your creative take on life and politics.
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