Election Day Predictions...
At eight-forty-five Tuesday morning a devastating terrorist action will occur in a major American city. President Bush will appear on television at ten fifty-five and inform the nation that elections have been temporarily suspended for two days.
Thursday evening, George W. Bush will address the country and in a speech filled with terror-inducing-half-truths will postpone elections indefinitely.
One week later, President Bush will declare a state of emergency and suspend the congress of the
One year later, our nation’s capitol will have been relocated to a ranch in