Friday Night Leftovers...

I work so hard to provide my readers with only the very best of quality entertainment and you wouldn’t believe the amount of material that never winds up making it on to my blog. Now, most of these tasty tidbits could probably be used as the show-stopper on the average blog, but not here at Eddie, are you kidding?. Oh no, I prefer using only the finest of fresh ingredients to produce the intellectual cuisine served up to my guests.

Felicia and I are headed out to the local Drive-In-movie theater this evening and I’m pretty busy preparing snacks, pop corn, and filling the cooler with cans of our favorite beverages. I didn’t know what to do about this evenings post so I started digging around in the recycle bin and came up with these still edible goodies.


Uh, you may want to wash these first...

"Honey, can I get this painted on the front of the car?"



(During my research for the P.P.P. post.)

DirkStar: "So how many Pay Per Posts does it take to make a living?"

Pay-Per-Post Staff: "Who cares, we're rolling in it here at the home office!"

"These colors don't run."
(They are apparently still subject to fading?)

(Actual conversation during, Dancing with the Stars.)

Dirk: Wow I never knew Leeza Gibbons had such a big butt.

Felicia: What do you expect, she’s had three kids.

Dirk: Huh, so how many kids have you had that I don’t know about?

Felicia: Very funny... When you’re sleeping on the sofa tonight you may want to add that one to your top ten list.

Dirk: Doh...

Sorry there isn’t more, but even when I’m digging through the trash I’m still choosy. Oh, and if anyone decides to use this title as a weekly meme I will expect proper credit to be given.

Hey, Eddie ain’t giving away no freebies...