Put the lime in the coconut...
I am so sick..."Is that you, Whim?"
"I knew you’d come. You're not like all the others."
Sniff...
Cough. Cough...
“I knew they'd all desert me the moment I showed any human frailty.”
“I’m feeling bad today...”
“I think one of them must have poisoned me like that Russian spy.”
“You look like an angel, Whim.”
“Meander never dressed up like that for me. I’d have thought for sure she’d have a nurse’s outfit; maybe one of those cute hats with the Red Cross on it and a bunny tail on the back. Sigh, I guess I’ll never know now.”
“I think it was the Nameless One. Make sure Scotland Yard knows that, will you? He always was jealous of my award.”
“I feel so cold. Why can’t I feel my blog?”
Cough, cough. Sniff, sniff... Shiver.
“I need to rest now, Whim. Huh, what’s that? Well, I guess I could roll over if you think it will help.”
“Hey, hey, what’s that you’re doing?”
“Wait just a cotton-picking minute, girl!
“Are you sure that’s where the thermometer is supposed to go?”
DirkStar, Thursday, December 07, 2006
29 Comments:
Aw, does he have a cold? Feel better, my friend.
Shhhhh darling! Of course that is where it is supposed to go. I was raised by a nurse and I know these things.
Now drink plenty of liquids and get some sleep. I hope you feel better soon.
*runs off to give the nameless one major grief*
they have rabbits in the Red Cross?
cool redecorating job... I'm quite awake now.
: )
you know something? i happen to have an angel outfit! i will post a picture today just for you!
you poor dear! are you too sick to visit us today? will you be sharing your cooties?
seriously...i hope you feel better soon!
Hahaha, you better watch out that the thermometer doesnt break ;)
I came as quickly as I could, but I see that Whim has the situation under control, so all I can offer is a few words that may amuse and inspire.
Read my blog and then imagine yourself and your wife 30+ years from now... You don't even remember this illness, you've moved to the country, and your baby is an investment banker in New York City...
Feel better soon, Dirkster.
And now the gnome and I must hitch up the team and head to town for supplies.
Hey, how did *I* become the bad guy, here?
Tell ya what, I'll share my Limbaugh-strength Rx cough medicine with you, if you think that'll help.
I am the nurse..and I certainly know where that goes....don't cough.....and take two of these...and maybe I will call the doctor in the morning....
have a grand day!!!
you've been fooled! It was the Ennema Bandit!
I have some KY if it will make things easier ;)
Get well soon and stay that way!
hah! missed the chick from Illinois and her IEB ref!
Brandy you fool, Brandy! Not in your bum either...
YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awwwwwwwwww, feel better big guy!!
Take two of these and call me in the morning! (I bet you wanna know what the two things are huh?) ~Snicker~
Well Wishes are being sent ******
I think Dirk just wants attention.
BTW Dirk do you use Firefox? because if you do you can have tabbed browsing so you can listen to Wham as much as you like ;)
Hope you feel better quickly!
Hope ya feel better, I get confused easily so I wasn't sure you were talking about yourself haha
That stupid put the lime in the coke song is now in my head though thanks alot!
you scaliwag! a liar? take that...and that and that! now come to my blog at once so you may eat your words!
Gave you a little love in my blog today. I hope it helps you feel better.
Just relax.
Close your eyes and let the meds start working.
Get well, dude, and if hallucinating about beautiful female angels helps, all the better.
Hope you get better soon Dirk...and remember...make sure you take that thing out before you sit down! Ouch.
Are you feeling better? I hope so, because I need some help. Meander has been raiding costumes again, and my wizard suit is missing. Damn. I hate it when things like this happen.
I knew she was up to no good... Where do you think she got that bunny fur that was on her outfit yesterday...
Stop that hacking and get over here!
Get better soon. The blogosphere isn't the same wihtout you.
PS: I'd swear I posted in yesterdays...
This looks like a nice blog.
Try eatting some garlic, onions and drinking some tea if you are sick and this is not just a joke.
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