December 7, 2006

Put the lime in the coconut...

I am so sick...

"Is that you, Whim?"

"I knew you’d come. You're not like all the others."


Cough. Cough...

“I knew they'd all desert me the moment I showed any human frailty.”

“I’m feeling bad today...”

“I think one of them must have poisoned me like that Russian spy.”

“You look like an angel, Whim.”

“Meander never dressed up like that for me. I’d have thought for sure she’d have a nurse’s outfit; maybe one of those cute hats with the Red Cross on it and a bunny tail on the back. Sigh, I guess I’ll never know now.”

“I think it was the Nameless One. Make sure Scotland Yard knows that, will you? He always was jealous of my award.”

“I feel so cold. Why can’t I feel my blog?”

Cough, cough. Sniff, sniff... Shiver.

“I need to rest now, Whim. Huh, what’s that? Well, I guess I could roll over if you think it will help.”

“Hey, hey, what’s that you’re doing?”

“Wait just a cotton-picking minute, girl!

“Are you sure that’s where the thermometer is supposed to go?”

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Blogger skeet said...

Aw, does he have a cold? Feel better, my friend.

December 07, 2006 12:52 AM  
Blogger whimsicalnbrainpan said...

Shhhhh darling! Of course that is where it is supposed to go. I was raised by a nurse and I know these things.

Now drink plenty of liquids and get some sleep. I hope you feel better soon.

*runs off to give the nameless one major grief*

December 07, 2006 1:58 AM  
Blogger JK said...

they have rabbits in the Red Cross?
cool redecorating job... I'm quite awake now.

December 07, 2006 3:10 AM  
Blogger R2K said...

: )

December 07, 2006 7:21 AM  
Blogger Meander said...

you know something? i happen to have an angel outfit! i will post a picture today just for you!

you poor dear! are you too sick to visit us today? will you be sharing your cooties?

seriously...i hope you feel better soon!

December 07, 2006 7:22 AM  
Blogger Mone said...

Hahaha, you better watch out that the thermometer doesnt break ;)

December 07, 2006 8:09 AM  
Blogger The Wizened Wizard said...

I came as quickly as I could, but I see that Whim has the situation under control, so all I can offer is a few words that may amuse and inspire.

Read my blog and then imagine yourself and your wife 30+ years from now... You don't even remember this illness, you've moved to the country, and your baby is an investment banker in New York City...

Feel better soon, Dirkster.

And now the gnome and I must hitch up the team and head to town for supplies.

December 07, 2006 9:22 AM  
Blogger Craig D said...

Hey, how did *I* become the bad guy, here?

Tell ya what, I'll share my Limbaugh-strength Rx cough medicine with you, if you think that'll help.

December 07, 2006 9:32 AM  
Blogger Smalltown RN said...

I am the nurse..and I certainly know where that goes....don't cough.....and take two of these...and maybe I will call the doctor in the morning....

have a grand day!!!

December 07, 2006 10:31 AM  
Blogger Citymouse said...

you've been fooled! It was the Ennema Bandit!

December 07, 2006 11:28 AM  
Blogger Pixie said...

I have some KY if it will make things easier ;)

December 07, 2006 11:54 AM  
Blogger /t. said...


thanks for the
visit & comments
at little lamb's blog

love yr stuff here & have linked you at mo'po

you know... it's uncanny... anyone ever tell you that you look just like that musician from the 60's... yeah, janis joplin...


December 07, 2006 11:55 AM  
Blogger Allan said...

Get well soon and stay that way!

December 07, 2006 12:30 PM  
Blogger Allan said...

hah! missed the chick from Illinois and her IEB ref!

December 07, 2006 12:32 PM  
Blogger Spoke said...

Brandy you fool, Brandy! Not in your bum either...

December 07, 2006 1:26 PM  
Blogger Amy said...


December 07, 2006 1:30 PM  
Blogger Cinderella said...

Awwwwwwwwww, feel better big guy!!

Take two of these and call me in the morning! (I bet you wanna know what the two things are huh?) ~Snicker~

Well Wishes are being sent ******

December 07, 2006 1:40 PM  
Blogger Larry said...

I think Dirk just wants attention.

December 07, 2006 1:48 PM  
Blogger Pixie said...

BTW Dirk do you use Firefox? because if you do you can have tabbed browsing so you can listen to Wham as much as you like ;)

December 07, 2006 2:02 PM  
Blogger Kati said...

Hope you feel better quickly!

December 07, 2006 2:22 PM  
Blogger Phats said...

Hope ya feel better, I get confused easily so I wasn't sure you were talking about yourself haha

That stupid put the lime in the coke song is now in my head though thanks alot!

December 07, 2006 3:17 PM  
Blogger Meander said...

you scaliwag! a liar? take that...and that and that! now come to my blog at once so you may eat your words!

December 07, 2006 4:06 PM  
Blogger whimsicalnbrainpan said...

Gave you a little love in my blog today. I hope it helps you feel better.

December 07, 2006 4:18 PM  
Blogger jali said...

Just relax.

Close your eyes and let the meds start working.

December 07, 2006 4:35 PM  
Blogger Arcturus said...

Get well, dude, and if hallucinating about beautiful female angels helps, all the better.

December 07, 2006 5:29 PM  
Blogger KayInMaine said...

Hope you get better soon Dirk...and remember...make sure you take that thing out before you sit down! Ouch.

December 07, 2006 5:32 PM  
Blogger The Wizened Wizard said...

Are you feeling better? I hope so, because I need some help. Meander has been raiding costumes again, and my wizard suit is missing. Damn. I hate it when things like this happen.

I knew she was up to no good... Where do you think she got that bunny fur that was on her outfit yesterday...

Stop that hacking and get over here!

December 07, 2006 6:03 PM  
Blogger DNR said...

Get better soon. The blogosphere isn't the same wihtout you.

PS: I'd swear I posted in yesterdays...

December 07, 2006 6:07 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

This looks like a nice blog.

December 07, 2006 7:54 PM  
Blogger Tom Bailey said...

Try eatting some garlic, onions and drinking some tea if you are sick and this is not just a joke.

December 07, 2006 9:44 PM  

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