February 11, 2008

Oh the weather outside is frightful...

It's about he started pulling his weight around here.

It's so cold in Dayton, Ohio I just tried to pee and wound up snowing into the toilet. I’m talking cold, people.

I once dated a witch whose tits were so cold I got my tongue stuck on her nipple for a day and a half and they were still warmer than this.

It’s colder in Ohio than Mitt Romney’s chances at the White House.

It’s so cold my Frosted Flakes really are.

Tonight it’s supposed to snow and get even nastier.

Yes, this is the kind of evening where it’s nice to have a room filled with D.V.D.s and video games. I think I’ll spend the evening curled up in a chair watching movies and drinking hot cocoa.

I might even make a cup for Felicia once she finishes shoveling the driveway and sidewalk around the house.

Be safe and warm wherever you are, gentle souls. I’m off to salt the grounds...


Blogger Pepper said...

He standing up! I bet he is trying to walk, then watch out! He will go straight to the "man cave!" I warned you.

February 12, 2008 12:37 AM  
Blogger DirkStar said...

pepper - He's already shaving...

February 12, 2008 1:50 AM  
Blogger Vi said...

Oh, typical, you outside in the warmth, the wife outside doing the work! lol

Dirk, I don't know if you are interested, but a group of us are doing a blog book and are looking for submissions. It's an international one and proceeds going to charity. Pop over to mine and have a read (one post down).

February 12, 2008 3:34 AM  
Blogger Matt-Man said...

White Death comes to the Buckeye State. Oh the Humanity. Cheers!!

February 12, 2008 7:10 AM  
Blogger TutleyMutley said...

Mica's 'cruisin'! Such an advanced child.

You have snow. I'm jealous.
We DO have sunshine (the last couple of days) instead of the inevitable drizzle and grey grey mist.

You're obviously such a HARD man, Dirk.

February 12, 2008 7:21 AM  
Blogger barefoot gardener said...

Oh, Funny!

Come on over to my place and pick up your award :)

February 12, 2008 9:09 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

So Felicia does the shoveling and Micah does the filing? Good system there Dirk!

February 12, 2008 12:12 PM  
Blogger zen wizard said...

Make her Ovaltine.

It sounds like--married to you--she could use the extra nutrition.

February 12, 2008 1:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give me some effing warning OK? I'm messing up my keyboard here, very first sentence! Spitting coffee out laughing...

I might have to stop visiting.

Btw, Felicia is a saint ;)

February 12, 2008 2:27 PM  
Blogger Doc said...


February 12, 2008 4:21 PM  
Blogger Lizard Princess said...

I agree with you about the whole mid-western weather thing-
It stinks!
I think people into winter sports are secret masochists and enjoy pain.
I start the car 20 minutes before leaving, too!

Super-cute picture, BTW!!!

February 12, 2008 5:15 PM  
Blogger Merelyme said...

lol...is he looking for more tax deductions in there? now why is felicia shoveling. tsk tsk! doesn't snow much here...can't say i miss it.

February 12, 2008 5:48 PM  
Blogger Aileen said...

Does Micah also do taxes?

February 12, 2008 6:16 PM  
Blogger Donna said...

Looks like he's working on your tax return! :)

February 13, 2008 10:44 AM  
Blogger Danielle said...

Oh my, Mica is sprouting fast! Love the hairdo.

I am not missing the cold that's for sure.

Much love


February 13, 2008 1:44 PM  

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