May 19, 2011

It's the end of the world as we know it...

And I feel fine...

Just in case the predictions prove correct and the world does indeed end this Saturday evening at six-o-clock I'd like to thank everyone for being a part of my life and readers of my blog. Hopefully by Sunday morning we'll all be sitting in, Heaven, sharing morning Mimosas and listening to, God, entertain us with anecdotes about his master plan. I hope there'll be breakfast buffets in the afterlife. I hope each sunrise brings carafes of fresh coffee, muffin baskets, fresh churned butter and a waffle bar. I think that would be just heavenly...

Maybe the afterlife will feature free wireless Internet? Maybe, God, will friend us all on, Facebook? Maybe we'll all be playing, Farmville, and, Mafia Wars, with, God? I wonder what kind of porn sites, God, surfs? Will he share his links with us?

I sure hope there are some decent restaurants in Heaven. Earth food has just become so boring...

I wonder if, Heaven, will have shopping? You know, shelves filled with goods that aren't made in, China. That would be heavenly too...


Blogger Angela in the Forest said...

Lol....There better be Wi-Fi!

May 19, 2011 12:26 PM  
Anonymous Jay said...

I've made no big plans for Saturday night just in case. I would hate for them to get messed up and me be disappointed.

May 19, 2011 1:10 PM  
Blogger DirkStar said...

I'm going to cower in the basement with a bottle of Tequila and my I-Pod Nano...

May 19, 2011 4:19 PM  
Blogger Craig D said...

I certainly hope the rapture hasn't happened, because I'm still here.

IMHO, there would be NO FACEBOOK in Heaven.

May 22, 2011 9:36 PM  

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