It's the end of the world as we know it...

And I feel fine...

Just in case the predictions prove correct and the world does indeed end this Saturday evening at six-o-clock I'd like to thank everyone for being a part of my life and readers of my blog. Hopefully by Sunday morning we'll all be sitting in, Heaven, sharing morning Mimosas and listening to, God, entertain us with anecdotes about his master plan. I hope there'll be breakfast buffets in the afterlife. I hope each sunrise brings carafes of fresh coffee, muffin baskets, fresh churned butter and a waffle bar. I think that would be just heavenly...

Maybe the afterlife will feature free wireless Internet? Maybe, God, will friend us all on, Facebook? Maybe we'll all be playing, Farmville, and, Mafia Wars, with, God? I wonder what kind of porn sites, God, surfs? Will he share his links with us?

I sure hope there are some decent restaurants in Heaven. Earth food has just become so boring...

I wonder if, Heaven, will have shopping? You know, shelves filled with goods that aren't made in, China. That would be heavenly too...