Take this job and shove it...

At last, having a child pays off!

And yes, I did keep the fifty dollars he earned while shoveling the walks of our other neighbors. Oh come on, I left him enough for a pack of cigarettes and a Red Bull. He's got to learn the importance of hard work so he doesn't grow up with a sense of entitlement.

By keeping the lion's share of his earnings I also taught him about taxes and government spending.

Its not easy being a good father, but I try my best.